Already a Pirate

"I didn't have my husband walk the kids to school because I thought I might already be a pirate."

neighbor in Holly Hills
September 19, 2014

Bushy and Hairy Legs

"My dad promised me the day I could walk unassisted, he would shave my legs, because my legs were all bushy and hairy."

Bicycling magazine
October 2007

A Goat Named Patrick

"What if the goat were named Patrick?"

This Week in Tech podcast
May 6, 2007

Where Should I Go?

"The bathroom is really the best place to go when that happens."

Riverfront Times
July 19-25, 2007

It's Hard to be a Monkey

"The role of Monkey is so intense that two acrobats are needed for each performance."

Associated Press
June 27, 2007

Dog Topiaries

"These people live to make topiaries out of dogs."

patron at Murdoch Perk
May 26, 2007

Syphilis

"What! You've never had syphilis?"

wedding guest - outside Provincial House Chapel, UMSL
May 18, 2007